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The Pettiest Of Petty Criminals?

By John Mesirow

Oh yes she did. Stefanie Woods stole a 9-year-old girl scout's cookie money! And, she just pleaded "no contest" to skipping out on a $25.84 bill at Denny's. As reported by WPBF-TV, here's what Ms. Woods had to say for herself about the Denny's case:

"All I can say is that, I'm really sorry, and Denny's was not my fault, even though you guys don't want to believe me. Nobody wants to believe me, so, that's all I can really say."

Hmm. Maybe people are unlikely to believe you because of what you said after the cookie job:

The teens told WPBF that they were not sorry for stealing the money but were sad that they got caught.

Here's the source.

Full post as published by Legal Juice on May 30, 2008 (boomark / email).