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Surprise!

By "Daisy Duke"

Whew. I'm back from my trip up to a resort town in the Great Lakes. My Great-Uncle lives up there who fits the bill of "eccentric wealthy old coot." At one point he carried my grandmother's suitcase across his property in his front loading tractor (he keeps it around "just in case") to prove a point that it was too heavy to carry up the stairs. And he is the only person I know to live in a multi-million dollar home that he designed himself and then tell you how the steaks you are eating have been frozen for four! years! and aren't they delicious! except not!

And my Batshit Crazy Grandmother insisted upon getting to the outskirts of the Big City that she was going to navigate us to the suburb we were dropping her off in becuase she's been to the Big City a lot. Nevermind that she's half blind and has no. sense. of. direction. at. all. She kept squalling that we should have gotten off the interstate, switch interstates, that we missed our exit. She was wrong with an margin of error of approximately NINE ZILLION. When we pulled into my cousin's subdivision she announced "Why look at this! We are in Cousins subdivision!" as though this hadn't been the plan for the entire nine hour drive.

But I'm back and unpacking and getting really un-excited to start Bar/Bri. And who is that Gil character who left me a comment that I should contact him for bar advice?? I think not. My guess is that he is either a con artist or a sexual predator. Or just a pushy marketing salesman. One of the three. I'm going with con artist. These are the types of deduction skills a J.D. blesses you with.

And finally I leave you with the memory of my Grandfather cornering the very un-engaged BISMOW and myself and asking us to pick a wedding date and time because he is booking the church. This week. For our wedding. Even though we aren't engaged.......

Yeah. It was that awkward. And because I like to leave you with shocking revelations (ok so maybe I don't but, whatever, it works ok?) I'm going to admit, as we were outed here, that BISMOW is none other than The Wayward Esquire. The couple that blogs together..... yeah. I have no ending for that. Just um, well, surprise! To the ten of you that didn't know! And I swear BISMOW and I are cool in real life! Oh and because BISMOW, Grace, AH, the Namby Pamby and Eddie have been telling me I'm a huge dork, I should finally come clean that the Big City is in fact, Chicago. Mostly because they talk about it all the time, and talk about how we are all getting cocktails together and then I'm all weirdly mysterious with "the Big City" talk and they think its ridiculous.

So there you go. Chicago + BISMOW's blog identity. That is a lot of revelations for one day.

Full post as published by Legally Blonde Ambition on May 24, 2008 (boomark / email).