Miscellaneous

If at First You Don't Succeed, Idiot

You'd think that arrest, jail, the threat of death, and a previous amputation might deter a man from naked wrangling an alligator, but you'd be wrong:

Adrian Apgar, the infamous naked gator wrangler, was arrested Monday and charged with failing to report for a scheduled court date. He was originally charged with trespassing, exposure of sexual organs and breach of the peace in March when deputies found him scratched up, naked and wading toward an alligator in a pond at Saddle Creek Park in Lakeland.

But that wasn't Apgar's first run-in with the reptiles.

In November 2006, the same deputies rescued Apgar from the jaws of an alligator in Lake Parker. That gator wrangle left him with a partially amputated arm. The gator also took out several chunks from his side and buttocks.

One word, folks: Florida.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on May 22, 2008 (boomark / email).