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Lawyers are always smarter than doctors in lawyer jokes, aren't they?

By NBlack

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Laugh In the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt. It is impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however.

They both get out. One is a doctor and the other is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they'll be there in 20 minutes.

It's cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.

"Aren't you also going to have a drink?" the doctor says.

"After the police get here." replies the lawyer.

Full post as published by Legal Antics on April 29, 2008 (boomark / email).

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