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What's the difference between a lawyer and a pail of pond scum?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?

What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a devil?

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?

Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?

How do lawyers "do it"?

A scientist walks into a brain store to get material for an experiment. He sees the price list for professional brains offerred.

The devil vists a lawyer's office and makes him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income six-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have six months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

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