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Dear lady at the starbucks across the street from Useless Law School standing behind me in line at 7:01am this morning,
I don't know you, and I don't really care to, it is early in the morning, I am cranky and I need my liquid crack that comes in the form of a venti cinnamon dolce latte. Standing exactly 2 inches away from my heels in line is rude. However, proceeding to tell me that I really should try the skinny version of the cinnamon dolce and save myself 500 calories is just plain infuriating. I didn't ask you for your opinion on my drink, nor did I suggest that you should drink it yourself. And if you really must know, I'm so busy anymore that I am lucky to get anything besides the 500 calories I get from my latte before dinner time, so really when you consider that my latte is breakfast, second breakfast, lunch, and afternoon snack all rolled into one I'd say that I'm probably doing pretty good on whatever "diet" plan delusional people such as yourself subscribe to. Toodles :-)
Sincerely,

~Me~

In other news: DAVID COOK ROCKS!!!! I seriously LOVE this guy, he's definitely one of the absolute best to grace the AI stage. Who knew that a Mariah Carey song could be so unbelievably awesome sung by a rocker?? I've downloaded almost every single studio version of the songs he's sung this season and I have him on repeat, LOVE HIM! I still don't get that Archuletta kid though, and I'm glad Kristy finally went home, and I think Jason Castro may just start to grow on me, but we'll see, I think he could use a haircut and a good deep shampoo/conditioning treatment.

Full post as published by [ Useless Dicta ] on April 17, 2008 (boomark / email).