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Lessons from behind the Blue Wall

Hi. My name is Clinton Wyatt, and I'm a police officer here in Fort Worth, Texas. I have learned that it's not a good idea to drunk drive. Especially when you're a cop. I have also learned that, if you are going to drink and drive (which, remember, is a bad idea), it's an even worse idea to be doing it in a marked patrol car. But most of all, I have learned that even if you are going to drunk drive (bad idea), and especially if you're going to do it in your marked patrol car (double-dog bad idea), it's a way bad idea to pass out behind the wheel.

This has been another lesson ... from behind the blue wall.

...By the way ... Clinton Wyatt? Thanks mom and dad.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 17, 2008 (boomark / email).