Miscellaneous

Ari Fleischer -- Olympic Savior!

Ari Fleischer, former Press Secretary and Bush lackey, has finally figured out a way to solve all the problems with the obnoxious folks who keep protesting the running of the Olympic torch -- it's kind of beautiful in its simplicity, too:

Olympic organizers "don't have a lot of options," Fleischer says. "China is in a terrible spot of its own making. No one should be sympathetic to the Chinese and this is only going to get worse heading towards the Games."

"Right now, it's pretty manageable," Fleischer says. "It's not like there's 250 protestors grabbing for the torch. Maybe the best thing they could do is to get faster runners [emphasis added]."

Brilliant plan, Ari. Or maybe we can go as far back as the source -- human rights violations in China. If we could just figure out how to make all the victims of torture run faster, we could wash our hands of this whole mess once and for all.

Ari for Prez!

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 09, 2008 (boomark / email).