Miscellaneous

If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right

Stanley Kobierowski doesn't half-ass it. You, you decide to go drunk driving, you have a drink or two. You get pinched with a blood alcohol level of something in the teens, a .11, maybe a .19.

Kobierowski says the teens are for pussies.

When he gets busted for a DUI, he's got a hefty BAC of almost .50, setting a record for the highest recorded level in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead.

That's how you do it, kids.

Frankly, this isn't a surprise. You ever been to Rhode Island? Ain't shit to do but try to drink yourself dead.

(And if you're curious, Kobierowski pleaded no contest to his DUI charge, resulting in a one-year loss of his license, probation, a $500 fine and 40 hours of community service. No word on if the state will help him out with his inevitable liver transplant.)

Full post as published by Quiz Law on October 20, 2008 (boomark / email).