Miscellaneous

I'm guessing it was Hudson Hawk

There are so many jokes that can be made about this story that I don't even know where to begin, so I'm just giving it to you:

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer's commands.

An officer on patrol spotted the man about 8:15 p.m. in the 2200 block of Hartsfield Road, said Officer David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department.

When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," McCranie said.

"He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress," he said. "It was unfortunate we had to use the Taser. ... It was the only way we could subdue him without having to hurt him."

The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

I mean, yeah, a mentally disturbed man getting tasered is kinda sad. But if we ignore that part of the story, we're talking about a naked guy walking his dog because Allah told him to. Strike that, Allah told him to walk the dog and watch a Bruce Willis flick. I mean, who knew Allah was a Bruce fan? AsalamaWillis, mother f'ers!

(Hat tip to reader Monica H.)

Full post as published by Quiz Law on September 25, 2008 (boomark / email).