Miscellaneous

Worst. Prank. Ever!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Firecrotch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

30 years! Life sentence! Death penalty! Kill them twice!

You oughtn't touch a man's business. Especially with fire.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on July 24, 2008 (boomark / email).