Miscellaneous

What? I Just Won the Lottery. And the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes ...

...and got a really big tax refund. And it's Friday night. And I just got paid ... come on! It's totally legit. I swear:

An aspiring record label owner is singing the blues after he was arrested last week for allegedly trying to pass a $360 billion check at a Fort Worth bank.

Employees at the Chase Bank at 8601 S. Hulen St. grew suspicious after seeing all those zeroes (10 to be exact) and called the check's owner. The woman said the suspect, Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, is her daughter?s boyfriend and that he did not have permission to take the check or cash it.

Just cash it. Pleeeease! I swear I'm good for it. No no ... it won't bounce. I swear. Oh, OK: Just give me $1 billion to tide me over a few days, k? I'll get the rest later.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 30, 2008 (boomark / email).