Miscellaneous

Talk about Childhood Trauma

True story: I, like 42 percent of all American children (according to a hobo I just asked -- Los Angeles hobos are so full of knowledge!), have inadvertently walked in on their parents having sex. For me: Let's just say it wasn't a pleasing experience, and I never looked at my mother's incisor the same way again (don't ask). But you know what? I got off easy -- imagine finding a bunch of pornographic videotapes of your mom having sex ... with a dog. No. Three dogs. I shit you not:

A woman who was charged with committing felony crimes against nature was arrested this morning after police were notified of more than 150 homemade movies of the Tulsa County woman engaging in various sex acts with dogs. Donald Roy Seigfried, 55 and Diane Sue Whalen 54, were charged with the crime, which deals with bestiality.

Authorities were notified of the tapes after Whalen's son accidentally stumbled onto one of the movies and then alerted the sheriff's department. The tapes, along with three dogs -- a Labrador, a blue heeler and a mixed breed -- were also taken into custody. Bowman said his office is recommending that they be taken away from the suspects and be put down.

Crimes against nature? What about those poor dogs? Most dogs don't have particularly high standards, but good God -- they could do a lot better than that woman. I hope they were put down, if only to spare them from the mental imagery they must be saddled with. Gawd.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on August 07, 2008 (boomark / email).