Miscellaneous

Oranges Are Apparently More Dangerous than I Thought

The next time the terrorists want to attack the United States, they might want to trade in their dirty bombs for a few oranges. Deadly stuff, you know:

Two Marion County boys are facing felony charges after reportedly throwing oranges at a patrol car.

The boys, ages 15 and 17, were charged with throwing deadly missiles after Tuesday's incident and were taken to a juvenile facility.

Deputies said one boy told authorities that they decided to throw the oranges at cars because they were bored. The boy said the stopped sheriff's office patrol car was the only vehicle that they hit with the fruit.

Felony charges, huh? For throwing oranges. It's a good thing they weren't grapefruits -- they might have gotten the death penalty.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on January 29, 2009 (boomark / email).