Miscellaneous

He's nuts. Literally.

In Charleston, South Carolina, James Lynn Lacy was arrested for being publicly intoxicated. The man was stumbling around with slurred speech and admitted to the cops that he had been drinking beer and that he was "fucked up." And then when the cops searched him, they found two bags of crack on him.

Only it wasn't crack. It was "imitation crack" made up of cut-up peanuts.

I don't even know what that means.

But I'm more confused by the fact that Lacy wasn't only charged with public intoxication, but with the creation and possession of an imitation controlled substance. What?

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 03, 2008 (boomark / email).