Miscellaneous

The Drugs in Pennsylvania are Awesome!

How else can you explain this:

Witnesses driving on the West Shore Bypass, or Route 422, saw the driver of the minivan climb out the driver?s side window and onto the roof. The vehicle swerved and crashed into a concrete median.

The impact sent the vehicle back across the westbound lanes, and the man was thrown down a wooded embankment. Witnesses told police they thought the victim had been killed.

"They were shocked when he got back onto the road," Brown said, adding that the man had a foot-long gash in one side and his internal organs were exposed.

But that's not all!

After the man with exposed organs was thrown from his van, he stripped naked, then ran around in the freeway. Police who responded to the scene Tased him three times and used pepper-spray to subdue him. Not even that worked. Police had to gang tackle the poor bastard, who is now in critical condition at an area hospital in Reading, PA.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 07, 2008 (boomark / email).