Miscellaneous

Like Bush on Rice

I don't know what Pravda is, but I assume it's Russia's equivalent of The National Enquirer. In any event, I love their spunk! They don't just make up small, halfway believable lies, they scorch the earth with bullshit. The scuttlebutt this week? George and Laura are getting a divorce. Here are the highlights:

1) "George and Laura Bush were planning a divorce after the presidential election in the USA."

2) "George and Laura Bush hardly ever speak to each other. George feels very unhappy and does not want Laura to leave him."

3) "The divorce will be kept a secret until the president retires."

4) "George W. Bush has been having an affair with US Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice."

5) "Laura Bush will reportedly be paid $20 million in case she divorces her husband."

Awesome. Russian Gossip Rules! And so much more entertaining than communist propaganda.

Yeah. It's a slow news day.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on July 21, 2008 (boomark / email).