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Wednesday's Three Burning Legal Questions

By Bruce Carton

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Here are today's three burning legal questions, along with the answers provided by the blogosphere. 1) Question: Yes. Yes, I did attack my brother's neck with a knife-edged barbecue spatula. And don't even try to tell me that the "reasonable person" wouldn't have done the same darn thing under the circumstances. Answer: There's not enough information here to really answer, sorry. But if the circumstances you're referring to relate to a disagreement over whether to use butter or margarine when making macaroni and cheese, I think I must beg to differ with you on this. (Lowering the Bar, Good Reason to Kill #7: Disagreed With Your Macaroni Recipe) 2) Question: I'm a vampire. This woman in Colorado claims that she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo., on Sunday night, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal. That is B.S. I have asked around and none of us U.S.-based vampires were anywhere near Fruita this weekend. How can I clear our names? Answer: You know what, that's exactly what I would expect a vampire to say. You're all alike, taking no responsibility for your actions. Look at the accident scene video...

Full post as published by Legal Blog Watch on June 30, 2010 (boomark / email).