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This is why they have logic questions on the LSAT

• The parking garage has 8 levels.
• If all goes according to schedule, I arrive at the garage by 8:05 and park on level 3.
• One day per week, due to oversleeping, inattention, and/or inability to find clean socks, I arrive after 8:10 and before 8:20 and park on either level 3 or 4.
• Occasionally, everything has gone to hell and I arrive at 8:25 and park on level 4 or 5.
• On days when everything goes to hell, I stop for coffee. Because f**k it, I'm already late.
  
• One day a month I have to go to another office in the morning, so I am lucky to get any f**king spot on any level by the time I arrive at 11. I'm talking to you, a**holes who take up three spots.
• I can never get the hang of Thursdays.
  

Today is Thursday.
I stopped for coffee.
My son wore dirty socks.
Its been 8 hours since I parked.
Where the f**k is my car?

Full post as published by Butterflyfish on May 01, 2010 (boomark / email).