Law Students

Throw away the fucking key while you're at it
This charming young man is a convicted sex offender. And a fucking idiot. Back in July, he was put on probation. One of the terms of his probation was that he had to stay away from kids...

Dude, it's simple math -- just wash the fucking dishes
If your girlfriend is batshit crazy and asks you to do the dishes. You do them. Simple equation really: fucking nuts + request to do chore = done and done Because if you change the equation ever so slightly, you...

So fucking what
So fucking what?Cleric Omar Bakri?s daughter is a pole dancerI would question this story's newsworthiness for The Sun. Even more questionable that The Daily Telegraph has been raking in the gutter to find and print this story...

Name that quote
"You make it sound like it's some remote fucking experience in ancient history. Man, you don't leave the Agency."

Some jokes write themselves
Seriously, I'm sorry. So fucking sorry. But I can't help myself. You know how Obama's been getting some shit for his comments that proper tire inflation could help with gas consumption? Well the Governor of my fine state gave a...

A Little Fast And Lose With The Truth
15-year-old Eric Crespo was charged with attempted murder and illegal possession of a gun. On the night of his arrest, he was interrogated by Detective Perino for over an hour. In court, though, Perino didn't remember it quite that way....