Law Students

Shannon Carlson- You need a new job, Baby.

By Grace

"When I went off to college, it was really sad, because my dad was illiterate, and didn't know how to pay his bills. So I pawned him off on Shannon Carlson, who works for minimum wage at US Cellular to take care of his finances so I dont have to feel guilty about running off to keggers at the frat houses! Now, Shannon is saddled with the responsibilites of having a retard for a dad!"

1. The daughter is obviously a huge, selfish bitch.

2. Is U.S. Cellular trying to curb the number of job applications it receives? Because nothing says "try a waitressing gig" like "Here at U.S. Cellular, we expect our employees to handle the finances of middle aged illiterate white guys."

3. Just to be certain, if I am EVER in Shannon Carlson's line, and I'm late for the bar because she's reading Dick and Jane to to some illiterate dicksmack, shit's gonna get real ugly.

4. How frustrating do you think text messaging would be for that dude? I'd have a lot of fun with that if I worked for U.S. Cellular.

That's all.

Oh, and Daisy said my blog was excellent, and presented me with this:

Thanks, Daisy!

I present it to Fannie's Room. She's very smart, and she is an excellent writer, and if you aren't already reading her, you're seriously missing out.

Full post as published by Law with Grace on February 18, 2008 (boomark / email).