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Tranny Head (formerly known as Law Student Hot Mama) posted about the searches that bring people to her site. So I checked my analytics for the first time in months, and discovered:

47 visitors found my blog searching for singhiozzerebbe, and dozens of others found it via some variation of "superbingo" and "scrabulous." Sorry, folks, I've yet to accomplish this feat.

50+ visitors found my blog searching for "law review write on" or some such variation. Advice: buy Volokh's book or click this link for tips from Academic Legal Writing. Read it. Done.

That is the bulk of my search traffic. For some reason, I find that sort of sad.

Other notables:

1 "law school night before exam I can't sleep." Join the club.

1 for: "can I write a law review note in one day." Answer, yes. I suggest that once you run out of stuff to say, pad it by quoting extensively from, for example, Clinton's whitewater deposition. Don't worry. No one reads law reviews any more.

1 for "blinking in toddlers." Yes, they blink. If he or she is not blinking, he or she is an alien. Run.

1 for "jumping bullshark lyrics." If anyone knows what song this person was really searching for, please comment -- I think I might need to own it.

1 of each: "blew torts exam," "bombed law school exams," "where do people who fail out of law school go?" As its too early to have grades yet, I'd say take a deep breath and wait until you actually HAVE the soul crushing grades before you allow your soul to be crushed. Then lick your wounds and make a new plan for yourself -- now that the biglaw stars are knocked out of your eyes, you might something else enjoyable in the practice of law.

I also received a bunch of odd p0rn-type searches that end up linking to this post or this one. These people are invariably disappointed.

Full post as published by Butterflyfish on May 19, 2008 (boomark / email).