Law Students

Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance...

By "Daisy Duke"

Let me just say that if, lets say, hypothetically you opened a neat boutique-y dog kennel, then hypothetically you would avoid:

a- opening one two blocks from another kennel of the exact same concept

OR

b- having basically the exact same name as the aforementioned kennel of the exact same concept

And, lets say, if you hypothetically opened said dog kennel and did not avoid a OR b, then I would say that you should have a really really big sign telling customers at the front door that you are not the kennel of the exact same concept and almost the exact same name located a mere two blocks away.

Because, hypothetically of course, if someone named Daisy Duke had trouble finding a parking spot and the addresses were poorly displayed in the neighborhood and all Daisy had was an email printout telling her where to go, she might go into the wrong kennel and then freak the fuck out when Murphy of Murphy's Law was missing. Or never checked in.

I'm just saying.

(Seriously? Bark Avenue and Bark Big City should not be so close together.)
(And I should get a personal GPS system obviously.)
(And man was Murphy happy to see me.)

Full post as published by Legally Blonde Ambition on March 19, 2008 (boomark / email).