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Monday by the numbers

Hours of sleep: 3
Hours of the night working on my Note: 6
Hours that were truly helpful in improving my final draft: negative 3
Hours of the night dealing with croup: ??
Hours spent at school yesterday: 2
Hours spent with Clownfish at my school yesterday: 2
Trips on the parking shuttle: 2
Trips Clownfish wanted: 6
Appeasement lollipops from BarBri: 2
Appeasement brownies from the bakesale: 0
Professors whose classes I was skipping saw me: 2
Classes I have on Monday: 2
Pages in the final draft of my note: 6 over the minimum
Copies of draft I had to print: 6
Times Clownfish wrote "Lam REwiEm" on paper while waiting: 6
Minutes Clownfish was enthralled because I let him play with the Law Review office computer: 5
Times Clownfish tried to play with the giant stapler: 3
Times I turned my back on him for like three seconds to load a printer or something: 3
Times I called it an attractive nuisense: 1
Times I noted my failure to supervise: 1
Times I fixed a really jammed up stapler: 1
Times I stabbed myself with industrial-sized staples:1
Times I uttered an expletive: #&%$
Number of people who heard me make bleary-eyed torts jokes: 2
Number of people not related to me in the room: 1
Loads of laundry completed: i (that's the root of -1)
Trips to the doctor: 1
Trips out to lunch: 1
Times Clownfish said 'I'm not sick anymore can we go to my friend's house': 268
Trips to friend's house: 1
Percent grateful to Bullshark for starting dinner even though it was my night: 112%
Number I wish I could have worked into this list: pi

Full post as published by Butterflyfish on February 26, 2008 (boomark / email).