Law Students

Gimme Your Words!

By Pete

I have not done a My Weekend in Your Words in a long time, and Monday we will remedy that.

Of course, to do that I will need your words. Here’s how it works: in the comments to this post, you list words or short phrases that you believe it will be difficult to incorporate into a summary of my weekend. On Monday, I will write a summary that incorporates all of them. If I can’t use one of your words, you get a point.

Nobody has ever gotten a point.

There are rules, of course, to keep me from having to drive to wherever you fools live and beat you to death for getting out of hand:

1. Obscene words will be ignored¹, but feel free to use profanity.
2. Made-up words must include a definition, otherwise I will define them myself².
3. All words are subject to creative license, re-definition, and whatever else I feel like doing to them.
4. The Manny Rule: limit, one technical word per person.
5. The Amy Rule: words are limited to 15 letters per.
6. In your comments, it must be obvious what words you are submitting. I recommend surrounding them quotation marks. Or Dachshunds.
7. Matter may be neither created nor destroyed.

It is my belief that you people are weak and will provide absolutely no challenge whatsoever. Bring it on.

1. Unless they’re funny

2. I might define them myself anyway.

Full post as published by PeteHoliday.com on February 12, 2009 (boomark / email).