Law Students

• It would save me time this week if I dressed the night before and slept in my clothes.
• Can my car do auto-pilot? I mean, it knows the way to my work by this point.
• If I put my flashcards under my pillow, will the law school fairy grant me wisdom by osmosis?
• Are these flashcards/laptop waterproof? Can I combine shower/bath with them?
• Who put sand in my eyes and made them scratchy?
• "Coverup" my ass, I look like a zombie.
• Spring arrived last week? Huh?
• Hershey's Kisses do not a lunch make.
• Hey, I haven't passed out yet from exhaustion.
• Ruck hard.
• Jeans are the bomb. So are baseball caps.
• Would work notice if I showed up in pajamas?
• F***, forgot my lunch...again.
• Yeah, sure....whatever.
• Can I sleep sitting up at my desk?
• The soft buzzing of the light in the cubicle is making me sleepy.
• Must. Not. Look. At. Relaxing. Lava. Lamp.
• I'm breathing law, everything else is noise.
• I want to cry and scream all at once despite the calmness inside me.
• Eye of the Hurricane aptly describes my location and countenance this week.

Full post as published by Red Shoe Ramblings on March 24, 2009 (boomark / email).