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Dear Karma

I don't know what I did to offend you, but whatever it is I'm sorry. I really wish you would just tell me so we can clear the air and move on. You really are a cruel little creature. You may have been amused to see me lying on a mountain unable to move having to have ski patrol come bundle me up in one of those sleds. And it was probably highly entertaining to watch me try and use crutches for the very first time in my life. But was it really necessary to cause a building evacuation on my first day back to work from my weekend tumble? I can barely walk on crutches, stairs are completely out of the question. But yet because you haven't gotten enough amusement from torturing me this week you thought that you would see if I could handle getting out of a building from the 3rd floor. Lucky for me the elevators still worked. So I get the message loud and clear Karma, you're pissed. All I'm asking is that you accept my apology for whatever it is that I did to make you mad and I'm begging you to please leave me alone for the rest of this week.

Sincerely,

Useless Dicta

Full post as published by [ Useless Dicta ] on February 11, 2010 (boomark / email).