Law Students

Boy

CF: Do I have to put on new underwear?
Me: Yes.
CF: But these are new yesterday. They're not even stinky.
Me: Change your underwear.
CF: Ok, how about my socks? Can I wear the same socks?
Me: No.
CF: But I like these socks.
Me: No.
* 5 minutes later *
Me: Nice try, but I know you wore those Spiderman underwear yesterday. Now go change your underwear.

Praying with Clownfish:

Now I lay me down to sleep... I pray the Lord to smell my feet.
*uncontrollable laughter*
FEET!!
*more uncontrollable laughter*
Hail Mary full of FEET!!!

Walking in the store with Clownfish:

Me: *sniff* What's that. . .?
Clownfish: Excuse me! I tooted!
*uncontrollable laughter*
Clownfish: I tooted!!
*uncontrollable laughter*

In short, we're at the glorious stage of boyhood where bodily functions and stinky things are funny... I think he'll out grow this when he's, what? Twenty-two?

Full post as published by Butterflyfish on October 11, 2008 (boomark / email).