Law Humor

By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

From Charles Zamora of Columbus, Ohio (Charles is also licensed in Texas), this excerpt from his deposition of the plaintiff in a workers' compensation case.

Q. So it's your testimony then that you are still having hallucinations?

A. Yes.

Q. Okay. What about your hearing problems that you had? Do you still have hearing problems?

A. Just I hear voices every now and then ...

Q. What kind of voices?

A. I hear people talking to me every now and then ...

Q. What do the voices tell you?

A. They - like they tell me to get mad, and, you know, like when you are asking me questions, not to answer you. That's why a lot of the times I can't remember the dates and the times.

Full post as published by Say What! on September 08, 2009 (boomark / email).