Law Humor

By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

From Dana A. Ehrlich of San Angelo, this excerpt from his deposition of a judgment debtor (whose current occupation, Dana thought, was "hanging around the race track").

Q. Are you a horse trainer, a horse breeder, or owner? Just what are you?

A. I'm a very used-up old man who is tired of all stuff like this, stuff that I didn't do and that somebody is trying to hang on me, and that I wasn't even notified of by the company. They screwed me.

Q. Do you own any stamp or coin collections?

A. (Witness pulls out a nickel and a penny and puts it on the table.) That's it baby.

Full post as published by Say What! on November 03, 2008 (boomark / email).