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: Say What!

By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

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January 2001 - You Wake Him Up

From Michael M. Fulton of San Antonio, this exchange that took place years ago in a trial before an elderly State District Judge who "went to sleep from time to time on the bench."

Plaintiff's Attorney: The bus ran the red light, didn't it?

Defendant's Attorney: Objection. He's leading the witness, your honor.

Plaintiff's Attorney: The judge is asleep.

Defendant's Attorney: Well, wake him up.

Plaintiff's Attorney: You wake him up. It's your objection!

Full post as published by Say What! on October 15, 2008 (boomark / email).

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