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That's Not A Letter Sticking Out Of The Mailbox

By John Mesirow

What else would you put in a mail slot on a door other than a letter? A penis, or course. Such was the case with Mr. Bryan Owens. And it wasn't easy. As reported in The Sun:

Prosecutor Paul Caulfield said: ?He had adapted the draft excluder to make a hole wide enough for him to stick his penis through so others could see it.

Owens was originally cautioned for the offence last September when a woman spotted him flashing his member on her way to work.

Despite the warning he was then collared doing the same thing a month later.

The defense? None. Mr. Owens pleaded guilty. Said the judge: ?You have clearly got a problem which you need to overcome.? Indeed. The sentence was two years of supervision and five years on the sex offender registry. Here's the source.

Full post as published by Legal Juice on March 09, 2009 (boomark / email).