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: Bernard MadoffTARP Bailout For Madoff: You Can Keep The Statue!!

A bunch of media idiots are having a field day with the phrase 'Shadenfreude', and how much it hurts me to have a family heirloom stolen from my back yard.
First of all, do you think I didn't get three of these made??..After all, if I can spend what I spent keeping three sets of books, you can be sure that I'd buy a few extra statues...And guess what?? Its insured for $10k! So what do I care? I've got another one at my house in Montauk, and another one at my place in Lugano...(oops..)
And what idiot is going to try and sell something they just stole from me? Especially when the picture is being posted all over the place?
Getting back to why the experts that I've assembled are convinced that a TARP bailout of my firm and the funds will actually be more sensible than bailing out GM and Ford.
We're busy working on the plan in my co-op right now, then we'll break for dinner, probably bring in from The Palm...fantastic lobsters!
So come back tomorrow and I'll have more to say!
Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 28, 2008 (boomark / email).
Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008
Bailout Bill HR124
The Paulson Toxic Mortgage Debt Security Act: The Biggest Government Bailout of All Time
Legislative Proprosal for Treasury Authority to Purchase Mortgage-related Assets
Bank of America Faces Homeowner Class Action For Withholding Federal Bailout Funds
Bank of America Faces Homeowner Class Action

TARP + Tobin Tax = Successful Bailout Bill
Norquist Requests $700b in TARP Bailout Funds for Tax Cuts
The Auto Bailout: Doing by Regulation What Congress Failed to Legislate
Suggestion for a New "String" on the Next TARP Authorization: Paulson Goes
Tax Law to Provide Bailout to Madoff's Victims
Life Insurance Companies Seek to Feed at TARP Trough Despite Paying Minimal Taxes









