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#Stuxnet Attacks SEC ?

From: Ira
To: Bernie
RE: Stan Chais

Dead men tell no lies. At this rate, we should be able to start the appeal process sooner than first planned.

The SEC certainly won't be a problem; its not like they can be selective when shredding hard copy files--and as far as their internal emails, I hear they got hit with that Stuxnet virus..kudos to your pal Pollard!

Also-tell Sonny that they need to stay current on the retainer payments.

IS 


From: Mark
To: Dad

Andy said you need to give him a credit card # if you want another shipment of Orabrush. 
Otherwise, you should probably cut down the cigars.
Mark.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on September 28, 2010 (boomark / email).