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: Legal JuiceHow About You Make Your Own Sandwich?
By John Mesirow

This is how you [allegedly] treat your disabled wife? Per the Worcester, Massachusetts Telegram:
Wayne G. Prinsen, 50, of 5 Spring St., Spencer, was released on personal recognizance and ordered to stay away and have no contact with his wife in accordance with a restraining order. He was charged with assault and battery, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (a shod foot), assault and battery on a disabled person and intimidation of a witness.
According to court documents, a family member called police Sept. 23, concerned that Mr. Prinsen had injured his wife. Police went to the home and found the alleged victim, who was upset.
Police said she told an officer that she had risen at 3:30 a.m. to make her husband?s lunch because she had not been feeling well the night before when she normally would have made him a sandwich. The woman suffers from fibromyalgia, an incurable disease that causes pain, sleeping problems, stiffness and headaches, according to the National Institutes of Health, Department of Health and Human Services.
She told police she was taking out peanut butter and jelly along with meat when Mr. Prinsen warned her that he would be leaving in 5 minutes. She told him the lunch would be ready and he responded by punching her in the stomach and kicking her, the report said. He also broke a telephone. She went upstairs and he left for work at a home improvement store in Shrewsbury.
Police wrote that the woman had ?contusions? on her stomach and knee from the assault and they sought an arrest warrant for Mr. Prinsen.
He will be back in court for a pretrial hearing on Nov. 19.Cold. Ice cold.
Full post as published by Legal Juice on September 30, 2009 (boomark / email).
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