Law Humor

In Clairton, Pennsylvania, the stabbing was hot-dog related.

Police said that Charles Westbrook was at a friend's house last Saturday night when he chose to cook two hot dogs. It wasn't clear from the report whether the argument related to the cooking of the hot dogs or to the fact that Westbrook ended up eating them both, but whichever it was, hopefully he enjoyed the hot dogs because he also got a knife in his right leg. He was hospitalized, and the friend, or former friend, was arrested.