Law Humor

Makes sense to me.

By NBlack

A few rather creative quotes from insurance claims for you on this fine Wednesday:

• Windshield broke. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
• No witnesses would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened.
• I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
• The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal.
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
• I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 miniutes early.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
• I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
• The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian, and the other on the car behind.

Full post as published by Legal Antics on August 20, 2008 (boomark / email).