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To: Mo Mo
From: Madoff

You know and I know that it was Sonja that pitched you on investing with me. She thought it would somehow help Israel by stealing some of your loot. I thought it would at least help the Mets pay their bills.

But, when you wanted to put $5 billion in, I told you to f*ck yourself. I figured I could learn to root for the Yankees before I'd have to touch your blood money!

This clip should have won an Academy Award, not the crap I'm watching on the big screen in the cafeteria right now!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on February 27, 2011 (boomark / email).