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Madoff Marksman

You'll be happy to know that I've completed the anger management classes, and I'm not nearly as upset with you as I was a few months ago.

Mom is going to tell you that I've also gotten a carry permit, and knowing her, she'll say something dumb about it--as if you could possibly ground me!

Just so you know, the anger management issue and my wanting to keep a Glock in hand have nothing to do with each other.

As you can imagine, I'm being hounded by nutcases (not to mention Shana) and I'm thinking that pistol-whipping is more effective than bitch-slipping. If I could find out who hijacked your blog, a nice knee-capping would be called for too! Ha!

The best part is that Glock is our first corporate sponsor for the new crisis management firm, and they're paying us a nice fee to include a pearl handled G36 in every readiness kit! These f--king things could stop a whale!!

And you thought that you were the only with the "Midas Touch"!

Happy New Year, Dad.
Andy

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 28, 2009 (boomark / email).