Home -> Law Blog Directory -> Law Humor Blogs -> Bernard Madoff

Law Humor

: Bernard Madoff

#Madoff Clawback Goes For Dimon's Diamonds

To: I. Picard
From: Jamie

Irv-What the f**k are you possibly thinking?

Aside from having gone over this topic with you more than a few times in the past year, and despite explaining to you that I'm made out of teflon and hence, clawback-proof, I sent everyone in your office brand new toasters in consideration for their not wasting any more time by wasting our time here at JP!

But no, that wasn't good enough, was it?! And what's with serving lawsuits during Chanukah?! Do you have any idea how sacrilegious you are?!

What's done is done, and now you've forced me to put the gloves on. When I find them, I'll put them on, but in the mean time, trust me--we've been sued for plenty of things before, we've been blistered by idiotic Congressmen that don't understand how banks operate, and we've survived all of those bad days. 

By the way, I've had to instruct the people in our private wealth department that Baker employees are no longer entitled to free checking. 

Happy Chanukah
Jamie

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 02, 2010 (boomark / email).