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My Gas is Getting Worse!

You know, I'm getting fed up hearing about all of the ingrate kids running around.

If I thought that maybe, for one second, Mark and Andy might have a legitimate reason to turn away from me, I might be able to understand. But, not only have they dissed me, they've treated their mother as if she were dead. Its unbelievable. This is the woman that brought these two into the world!

Well, forget about them. I get nothing but gas when I think about their behavior.

But now, I've got whining Artie Nadel kvetching even more than normal. Now its about how his two sons won't even put up a few bucks for his bail! Where's the gratitude with our kids today?? We gave them everything, and they turn their backs on us?? Its just Disgraceful. With a capital "D". Like in Di-pascali.

Its even more disgraceful than Picard, Harbecht & Co telling people back in February "we'll be sending out SIPC payments next month", and now in July, little more than 200 people have gotten their SIPC checks, and not one single investor that trusted me back in the early '90's has received a penny!

Did it take Jodi or Frankie D. more than 10 minutes to cut a check? Of course not!

Instead, these people are being told some fish story by Picard that "the records from before 1995 are on microfiche, and we don't know how to convert them, but we're working on it..It could take a few more months, or maybe a few years.."

Ha.

I'll tell you about fish. Better yet, my boys can tell you all you want to know about fish...Pikers in particular, but I don't honestly remember when I've ever heard such gibberish like what's being dished out right now.

Well, on second thought, I guess I have. It was back in November, when Paulson was pitching that whole FART program and Barney Fife was swallowing it hook, line and sinker. Or maybe it should have been hook, line and stinker.. Ha...get it? FART...stinker.....God, I'm having such a great time in here! It must be the kosher food!!

Microfiche my tuchas. Shana's wedding gift registry is on "microfiche" too, do you think that means she can't document who sent her what when she married that shegetz Eric?? Of course she can.

Have I made my point?

Trust me. There's plenty more coming.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on July 09, 2009 (boomark / email).