Law Humor

The Gang's All Here.

Sweetheart, before you kvetch to your Dad again, keep in mind that you're the son that he never had.

Well, sort of.

In any case, this latest case is nothing to get yourself tied up about. Unless you're into that kind of stuff.

Do I look upset? As Mikey Beans says, "This is easy peasy." The SEC and Picard can trip over each other and sue whoever they want. This is America! Innocent until proven guilty!

And, if you, me, or your father were actually guilty of anything that was really a crime, the prosecutors would have already filed charges. But they haven't. And they're not going to. As Carl would say "This too shall pass.."

On a different note, please remember to take care of that wire transfer. I'm thinking about getting a new roadster and Carl is being a bit difficult lately. Everyone in Palm Beach is telling me that I'd look much better in that new Mercedes, and I could use the extra trunk space.
Thanks!
B.J.
(No wisecracks please about my initials!)

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on June 22, 2009 (boomark / email).