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Why Flying Private Makes Sense: My Airline Co.

For those that don't already know it, flying private is absolutely the way to go That's my baby on the left..gorgeous, right?.. It takes us just two and half hours from Teterboro to West Palm...Flying first class would take us 4 hours, minimum.

And this little bird can hop over to Lugano in two stops. Customs? Not a problem. Who cares about little bags of diamonds in Lugano?? Everyone has them!

BTW-There's a rumor going around that I sent my pilot and our stewardess down to Palm Beach to 'clean out the house of anything valuable.." Total nonsense..I told them to take the plane down there so they could make sure the maid cleaned the house properly...Andy and his new bimbo, and Mark and his wife needed a place to get away for the holiday, and since Ruth and I are in NYC, it only made sense that they should enjoy it!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 26, 2008 (boomark / email).