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: Bernard Madoff

911 From Dad

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TO: Mark
From: Dad.
And don't say "Dad, Who??"

I want you to go right over to your mother's house. You haven't seen her in a while, so I included the picture to the right to remind you.

Do not stop for coffee or a spliff, and get her calmed down. Whatever it takes; Valium, Xanax, a double dose of both defibs, anything.

What is she doing on the blog?

Doesn't she understand it is PUBLISHED! People do read it; lots of people- official type people.

You know that I adore your mother, but she could blow this whole thing sky high, and my huge sacrifice for the family will have been in vain!

Take Shana, take Andrew, take Dr. Freidman, do whatever - have a - what do they call it? - an "intervention", and calm Ruth down. Remind her of The Deal we all made... and tell her to shut the hell up!

Take her shopping, get theater tickets, hire a magician (not Blankfein- we don't need his magic act right now), whatever.. but get her off the internet! She knows way too much.

Dad

E-mail me the second you have her under control.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 21, 2009 (boomark / email).