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How many Liberal Conspiracy readers does it take to change a light bulb?

By John Hirst

How many Liberal Conspiracy readers does it take to change a light bulb?

57. comment by
jailhouselawyer

How many Liberal Conspiracy readers does it take to change a light bulb?

58. comment by
Leon

1000,

1 to change it and the other 999 to boycott the way it was changed.

59. comment by
jailhouselawyer

LOL.

64. comment by
Rumbold

?How many Liberal Conspiracy readers does it take to change a light bulb??

Leon is right to say 1000, but wrong about their division of labour:

200 left wing bloggers to set up a Light Bulb-Changing Committee (LBCC) to assess the scope of light bulb-changing activities, and the various sub-committees to monitor whether or not diversity targets and other relevant legislation is being complied with.

50 for an independent LBC appeals panel (OffBulb), in case anyone disagrees with the LBCC?s decision.

10 needed to become full-time trade union officials, to ensure that LBCC employees are properly represented.

50 bloggers must make up the External Representation Committee (ERC), which liaises with other departments and represents the LBCC at EU and UN levels.

100 will become revenue officers, who are tasked with taxing the local population to provide this vital service. Non-payment of the light bulb tax is a criminal offence.

20 bloggers to form the environmental sub-group in order to ensure that the light bulbs are environmentally friendly. This will be achieved by going on a fact-finding mission to the Bahamas.

400 administrators are necessary, in order to administer the other administrators.

The remaining 170 bloggers will sit around complaining about how Iain Dale and Guido Fawkes think that they are the only ones who can change light bulbs, and how the left can change light bulbs just as well, if only they wanted to. At this juncture, someone will point out that the only reason Conservative Home has bloggers who can change light bulbs is because the site is externally funded.

The light bulb will remain unchanged.

66. comment by
BenSix

??How many Liberal Conspiracy readers does it take to change a light bulb???

They won?t - they?re always in the dark*.

* Only snickering.

Very illuminating...

Full post as published by prisonlawinsideout on July 22, 2008 (boomark / email).