Criminal Law

"Scientists invent microscopic operating table for 1mm worm."
The answer to the question: What's in worm news today?IN THE COMMENTS: blogging cockroach types:damni was hoping they would have developeda little operating table for mei think i need surgery on my right rear legafter that accident under the fridge last summerive been in chronic pain ever since it happenedi am on aspirin with the help of tommy--he is the boy whose computer i use--he grinds one up every week and puts out a little each nightit helpsbut if they could developan operating room for a miserable wormthey could certainly build one for all the sickand injured cockroaches out theretommy says the vet wont touch meid have to be some madagascar hissing cockroachto get any medical careits size discrimination i tell yousizeism pure sizeism

Garcia v. Paramount Citrus Ass'n (Cal. Ct. App. - July 21, 2008)
"Dude, I authored a kickin' opinion when this thing first came up. Then, after you lost, you let me know that one of my colleagues/panel members should have been disqualified. So be it...

The Daily Bird 4: American Robin
Sort of makes you glad you’re not a worm, doesn’t it?

Microsoft Patent Means More Worms in Your Honeypot
Newly published Microsoft patent application (publication number 20070289018) has a rather interesting way of outlining the problem of detecting hackers attempting to misuse your system resources:Various techniques have been developed and used to help detect the presence of such malware; unfortunately, detection of some malware has proved to be difficult...

Lawyers v police: who will win the 42-day argument
Gordon Brown may have bought off the 10p tax revolt - but his move simultaneously gave sustinence to the worm of another rebellion: that growing fatter by the day over the proposed 42-day period for detaining terrorist suspects without charge.

Garbage In
Jon W. Dudas, USPTO numero uno: "We are getting more and more unpatentable ideas, worse and worse quality applications." Craven worm lying through his teeth, or imbecile trying to impress the rubes? You be the judge...