Miscellaneous

He also forgot to ask the kid why he's such a pussy

In Fayetteville, Arkansas, the story of little Billy Wolfe has caught some national attention. Billy and his mom have filed a lawsuit over the years of bullying Billy has suffered. But they're not suing the school or the city -- instead, they're suing the other kids, the bullies themselves.

Now first of all, come on. I can understand suing the school district if it's not doing the things it's supposed to do to protect the kids. But suing another kid for being an asshole bully? I mean, I could've filed three or four of those lawsuits when I was in school, but what good would've come of that? In fact, I just would've gotten my ass kicked more.

Second of all, I saw an interview on CNN with the 16-year-old Billy Wolfe last week, and was shocked that the interviewer didn't ask the most pertinent question: "Billy, why don't you just Daniel LaRusso it, and find a Mr. Miyagi-type to teach you the wax-on, wax-off?"

Full post as published by Quiz Law on March 31, 2008 (boomark / email).