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NBC:Thanks for Giving Jane Wells

I have to say, that aside from having to watch Thanksgiving Day TV  on a 32' screen, in a room with ten guys, instead of watching on my 56' in my old den,  I've got a lot to be thankful for:

1. Picower hasn't turned up yet.
2. Ruthie and I celebrated another wedding anniversary together.The love of my life! And..
3. We ate by candlelight, with Junior cooking us Nan's eggplant turkey special. And after that,
4. Neil Diamond came in to sing a few songs for everyone!

I'm also thankful that iks-nay numero-uno-ay's account made a few schekels after I told them to go long gold 4 months ago! 

But most of all, I'm thankful that the stupid schmucks at NBC that produce the business news are finally getting smart enough to figure out that my little Janey Wells is a major network news gal; not just a "CNBC starlet". Janey, good riddance to Zuckerman!

We all watched you tonight; maybe one of the most watched news spots of the year, what with everyone in the world watching the prime time broadcast reporting Black Friday results.

.Maybe now those knuckleheads will figure out how to program, and who they should lead with!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on November 26, 2010 (boomark / email).