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: Say What!By texasbar
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July 1994 - Who Lives With You?From L.A. Teehan of Houston (Eric J. Hedemann & Assoc.), this excerpt from the deposition of his client in a "premises liability case" - which falls in the they'll never get this guy for perjury category.
Q. And you have no other dependents that live with you at all?
A. No.
Q. You have no grandparents or relatives at all that stay with you?
A. No, sir, none that are living.
Q. Okay.
A. My mother is cremated, and she is in the closet.
Full post as published by Say What! on March 27, 2008 (boomark / email).
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