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In: Things Not to Do with a Microwave

Among the things you shouldn't do with your microwave: Don't put metal or tin foil in the microwave, don't leave utensils in microwave, don't microwave eggs (explode), CDs (even though it's really pretty), kitchen sponges (they will ignite), grapes (burst), or lightbulbs (releases dangerous chemicals into the air).

But most importantly, don't microwave your baby. It'll get you 25 years in the clink. Joshua Mauldin learned the hard way, after microwaving his baby for 20 seconds, resulting in second and third degree burns, which necessitated two skin grafts and the partial amputation of the baby's left ear.

Joshua Mauldin should get far more than 25 years. He should be thrown into nuclear waste.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on March 27, 2008 (boomark / email).